sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

(Source: hip-hop-apotamus)

theblogqueen:

vaginaraptor:

grimrapper:

maeduh:

i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

i am done 

(Source: matsuis)

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

i haven’t had my first kiss yet but thanks to fanfic i at least know how to give a blowjob

(Source: 221bismydivision)

tunacaptor:

rogierinthedeep:

lordoftheinternet:

toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean

you got a friend in me

They’d still be called woody and buzz